sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Mar 27, 2006 13:12:38 GMT -5
Share with us a funny (or maybe stupid) story about yourself, that had happened in the past or don't know something funny... . I'm so bored...  |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 18, 2006 17:18:27 GMT -5
Well,at christmas,i had a hug from one of my favourite surgeons,unfortunately,this caused my bra to come undone at the front(the ties had not restrained me fully),of couse i went bright pink,couldnt tell him what had happened,to make matters worse,after he went and i was about to rectify the problem,i noticed the rather luscious Matt sitting watching me in the coffee room,i could have not have gone more crimson!
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sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 19, 2006 7:31:40 GMT -5
Well,at christmas,i had a hug from one of my favourite surgeons,unfortunately,this caused my bra to come undone at the front(the ties had not restrained me fully),of couse i went bright pink,couldnt tell him what had happened,to make matters worse,after he went and i was about to rectify the problem,i noticed the rather luscious Matt sitting watching me in the coffee room,i could have not have gone more crimson! LOL, seems it was't your lucky day  |
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sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 19, 2006 7:38:15 GMT -5
A few weeks leter I was on a trip and now I have a funny and a little painful story, but I'll tell it later  |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 19, 2006 17:06:18 GMT -5
LOL, seems it was't your lucky day ;DNo,thats just the point,it was like,last working day before christmas,high spirits,blahdeblah,what the hell! I think the stripper story is better! |
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 20, 2006 8:01:31 GMT -5
Here's my story: A month ago I was on a vacation on the highest mountain here in Bulgaria. It was a nice hotel and also nice people. It was great cuz I was there with my best friends and there were parties every night. One night I was very very drunk and in the morning I decided to go skiing (it was my first time and I had a phenomenal headache from last night). At first I went to the small slope and I was just amazing - fast, I was skiing with ease and didn't fall at once Than I thought "Well, I'm f**king great, a new talant was born" and made the brave decision to go to the longest slope (it was almost 150-200 meters over the small slopes and also very steep). It was a sunny warm day and the snow was melting when I reached the top. When I looked down I saw only white shiny snow, which was endless. There were some little kids (I'm sure, they weren't over 10), that was descenting very well, there were also 2 or 3 ski-teachers, who were looking after the kids. But the only person who needed looking after, was me  I closed my eyes and loosened my hands and legs. When I opened my eyes again (a few seconds later) I was skiing on the biggest path!!! It was an amazing feeling, till suddenly my skis detached and I fell down, wallowing. And that's not the worst, when I stopped, I was on my back and the skis fell onto my face. I fainted and when I woke up my nose was bleeding and had a huge wound on my hip, so painful. Than one of the teachers came to me and took my skis and told me to go on the path (it was very hard because of the shoes, you know). At times I sank into the snow, and after almost an hour, I got to a station, where a man gave me my skis and told me to go trough the wood. There was a small path and on the two sides of it was just a huge precipice with long trees. I was f**king scared and couldn't walk anymore with those shoes, so I put on the skis again I spent another hour wandering in the forest and finally (when I started to think that I'll die there alone and frozen) I saw the main road in front of me. I went to the slopes again to find Nelly and Elena (my best friends) cuz I thought they would be worried. When I got there I saw Nelly and she told me that, nobody can't find Elena (she went to the big slope before me and I lost her there). Than I fainted again. I don't know who, but someone brought me on his arms to the hotel. God bless him and the Coke!!! After half hour of worring, Elena showed herself and told her that she lost herself in the same wood as me After this adventure I was very tired and went to the pool and had a great relaxing bath On the morning I wanted to go skiing again but they didn't let me  It isn't so funny, but the same night when I drunk some tequilas (9-10), it seemed to be the funniest story ever |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 20, 2006 16:34:16 GMT -5
OMG,are you ok now,whay about your nose?
It sounds like the kinda thing i would do!
A comedy of errors but ending with drunkeness and laughter,sounds like a really great day!
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 21, 2006 8:44:58 GMT -5
OMG,are you ok now,whay about your nose? It sounds like the kinda thing i would do! A comedy of errors but ending with drunkeness and laughter,sounds like a really great day! It wasn't just a day, it was a really great week I'm fine now and my nose is okay, it's a little like a beak No no I'm just kidding, it's with a wonderful shape as always I'll be waiting till January next year, when we're going there again, I can't wait |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 21, 2006 16:06:19 GMT -5
Yeah,a gang of us from work are planning to go to Amsterdam for a few days in july,should be excellent coz we're gonna meet up with another mate who's going travelling in a fortnite.
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sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 22, 2006 11:27:29 GMT -5
Yeah,a gang of us from work are planning to go to Amsterdam for a few days in july,should be excellent coz we're gonna meet up with another mate who's going travelling in a fortnite. Lucky you! Have a great time there And than you'll have to tell us about it |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 26, 2006 14:48:34 GMT -5
Doubt i'll be able to remember ;D
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sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 28, 2006 5:38:01 GMT -5
Doubt i'll be able to remember ;D LOL  Please, keep away from alkohol just the first day, and go round the city, than (after midnight) go to a club and don't stop having a great time |
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Post by pinkitwinkie on Apr 29, 2006 11:40:41 GMT -5
;D OK mum!
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sweetvilli
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Post by sweetvilli on Apr 30, 2006 1:21:24 GMT -5
Thanks sweetie  And yeah I am "mum" Take care! |
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Post by HFP on May 12, 2006 6:51:26 GMT -5
EEEEWWWW you sure!!! did you not see Hostel!!  ?? just kidding, i have been before & had a great time!!! i'm sure you will too, i dont wanna hear no red light district stories from you after you get mind!!! Have a blast! Yeah,a gang of us from work are planning to go to Amsterdam for a few days in july,should be excellent coz we're gonna meet up with another mate who's going travelling in a fortnite. |
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I closed my eyes and loosened my hands and legs. When I opened my eyes again (a few seconds later) I was skiing on the biggest path!!! It was an amazing feeling, till suddenly my skis detached and I fell down, wallowing. And that's not the worst, when I stopped, I was on my back and the skis fell onto my face. I fainted and when I woke up my nose was bleeding and had a huge wound on my hip, so painful. Than one of the teachers came to me and took my skis and told me to go on the path (it was very hard because of the shoes, you know). At times I sank into the snow, and after almost an hour, I got to a station, where a man gave me my skis and told me to go trough the wood. There was a small path and on the two sides of it was just a huge precipice with long trees. I was f**king scared and couldn't walk anymore with those shoes, so I put on the skis again 
Please, keep away from alkohol just the first day, and go round the city, than (after midnight) go to a club and don't stop having a great time 
And yeah I am "mum" 
?? just kidding, i have been before & had a great time!!! i'm sure you will too, i dont wanna hear no red light district stories from you after you get mind!!! 