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Post by Renee' on Aug 11, 2005 8:47:38 GMT -5
Mickey: "The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal!"
Mallory: "I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, a vision of death, 'cause you and I, we're angels..."
Mickey: "I love you, Mal."
Mallory: "I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met."
Natural Born Killers ~ Mickey (Woody Harrelson) Mallory (Juliette Lewis)
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Post by daunyelread on Aug 21, 2005 17:36:37 GMT -5
Hey Mallory is my sister! LOL
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Post by Amethyst Faerie on Aug 25, 2005 7:42:38 GMT -5
"I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a sh*t. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law. So you see my dilemma."- George Lass
from Dead Like Me
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Post by @#!!%$ on Aug 25, 2005 10:47:53 GMT -5
Mark Renton:The down side of coming off junk was that I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful: they reminded me so much of myself I could hardly bear to look at them. Take Sick Boy, for instance, he came off junk at the same time as me, not because he wanted too, you understand, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. Sneaky f**ker, don't you think? And when all I wanted to do was lie along and feel sorry for myself, he insisted on telling me once again about his unifying theory of life. - trainspotting
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Baby:[/n] Just in case anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles.
Otis: [in a mocking tone] "I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles."
Baby: Don't you f**king imitate me, it's f**king rude!
[mocking]
Baby: "I know what I know and I know I don't like that stuff so..."
Otis: f**k you.
Baby: f**k you!
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Two f**king seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis: Yes, it is going to kill me! I have calculated the time, and two seconds is a hazard to my f**king health.
Baby: What the f**k is your problem? I'm in and out in two seconds!
Captain J.T. Spaulding: You know… I think I'm gonna get me some tutti f**king fruity.
Baby: Tutti f**king fruity, that sounds good!
The Devil's Reject
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Post by Renee' on Sept 6, 2005 9:08:39 GMT -5
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
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Dr. Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
Dr. Gregory House: And truth often kicks us in the nads.
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Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
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Dr. Gregory House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.
Dr. Gregory House: That's ageism.
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Intern: You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: You're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
Intern: [covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest.
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Dr. Gregory House: Does your pe*i* hurt?
Young Man: What? No! Should it?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I thought I'd give you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyers will love it.
From House
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Post by @#!!%$ on Sept 16, 2005 18:38:14 GMT -5
No one ever stops and takes a look at the underbelly of the beast but I make them stop. And I make them look. Hope you like what you see. HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! - Otis HO1000C
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Post by Renee' on Sept 18, 2005 2:00:57 GMT -5
Susan: "Couldn't sleep. Went into kitchen. Gary came in, turned on light. Gary left. Finished birthday cake." Pages of it. It's got to be a cover, nobody's life could be this boring! ~ Desperately Seeking Susan
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Post by Renee' on Oct 1, 2005 12:19:07 GMT -5
Morticia: "You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?"
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Debbie: "These Addams men, where do you find them?"
Morticia: "It has to be damp."
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Amanda Buckman: "Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
Wednesday: "Wait."
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Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
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Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."
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Gomez: "You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges."
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Morticia: "You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?"
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Gomez: "To pleasure! To pain!"
Morticia: "Tonight"
Addams Family Values
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Post by Amethyst Faerie on Oct 4, 2005 0:54:04 GMT -5
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. "- Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
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"I'm so smart i'm practically retarded!"- Mason (Dead Like Me)
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Post by Renee' on Oct 4, 2005 9:52:09 GMT -5
Kuzco: This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
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Kuzco: Oh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
The Emperor's New Groove
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Post by Renee' on Nov 5, 2005 2:45:14 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Longfellow Deeds: What are you in for?
Crazy Eyes: I bit the mailman. [waves hand around]
Crazy Eyes: He was doing some sort of wizard magic on me.
Longfellow Deeds: You sure about that?
Crazy Eyes: [still waving hand] Not exactly, he might have been waving.
Mr. Deeds
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Desmond Wannabe
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Post by laurag on May 17, 2007 7:02:13 GMT -5
I still find this one really funny on supernatural.
Dean: Duuuuuude, you're fulgy ;D
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Post by iloveghostship1988 on Jul 2, 2007 18:09:17 GMT -5
Blanche: Dorothy, this is crazy! Since when do you care how you look? Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed! From The Golden Girls........  Love that show One of My Favorites.. |
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Love that show One of My Favorites..